Thursday, October 22, 2009

Letter of Apology

Dear Skinny Jeans:

I am sorry I tried to put you on yesterday. It was not fair to you at all. You should never be stretched the way I tried to stretch you. You were meant to fit over my entire butt, not halfway. I'm sure you felt really embarrassed.

I promise I won't try to wear you again until a more appropriate time. This is my solemn promise. I would never want to make you feel the way you did yesterday. I am sorry.

Yours truly,
Wishful Thinking.

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