Here's what I'm excited for about not being pregnant anymore:
- I will clip my toenails
- Putting on shoes will no longer be comical or frustrating and will take a very short amount of time
- I can wear the shoes I like, not just the ones that fit
- If I drop something on the floor, I can pick it up without wondering if it's really worth the effort
- I won't fall onto the toilet anymore
- Getting out of bed in the morning won't be an insurmountable task
- Sleeping with 5 pillows will be luxury instead of necessity
- Coffee. Nothing more to say on this...
- The lavender in my front yard can get cleaned up from winter. I actually hate this task every year but I hate it even more that I can't really do it right now.
- As much as we learn as children that 'slow and steady wins the race'... I don't really do the whole slow and steady thing. I like to get things done NOW. And I will... someday!
- Wear normal clothes that I actually like to wear. Because of my incredible talent to spill things, I have been losing maternity shirts to the "stained forever bin" and I have about 3 left.
- Grocery shop without people giving me wide clearance while staring at my belly
- Shave my legs. This will be epic
- Sit down without my boobs resting on my tummy. I'm wondering if I just delete this one...
- Get off the couch unassisted
- Walk for however long I want without wondering whether my hip will decide to bail on me
- Wear the Costco man socks around the house without moving around gallons of water in my body
This is by no means a complete or completed list. I reserve the right to add to this list at any given time.
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